Wonder drug inspires deep love of Big Pharma
The OnionPosted: March 16th, 2006 by Steve Trinward
Author: staff
“The Food and Drug Administration today approved the sale of the drug PharmAmorin, a prescription tablet developed by Pfizer to treat chronic distrust of large prescription-drug manufacturers. Pfizer executives characterized the FDA’s approval as a ‘godsend’ for sufferers of independent-thinking-related mental-health disorders. … PharmAmorin, available in 100-, 200-, and 400-mg tablets, is classified as a critical-thinking inhibitor, a family of drugs that holds great promise for the estimated 20 million Americans who suffer from Free-Thinking Disorder.” [editor’s note: Okay, so this actually is from a satirical site … but it did get you thinking? - SAT] (03/06/06)
November 22nd, 2005 at 5:28 pm
Hey Lee,
I am impressed! Not thatr you should care.
) Keep up the good work and fight the good fight!
yours in Liberty, the evangelical libertarian zealot,
Jack D. Wyatt
December 18th, 2005 at 2:30 am
OK so what will replace it ?
Alot of people are bad parents .
Alot of people are lazy .
Alot of people don’t have an education to start with . Or the the means to buy one for there children .
The question is what will protect children from the handycap of not haveing an education ?
Would education be a right ? At least enough education to start educating them selves .
Woulden’t not being educated severly limet ones freedom .
Where would one get enough education to start educating them selves ? If the parents can’t or woun’t ?
I’m book marking this page in the hope that someone will explain this to me
December 28th, 2005 at 12:25 am
hurd tell there is somthin called home schoolin. Hurd tell its A.C.E. Hurd tell parents teach the kid at home. Hurd tell home schoolin is better thatn the public fool system. Sent mine to private school tho at the church.