ED is for everybody … or is it?
If you own a TV or radio, read magazines or newspapers, surf the Net or even just get e-mail … you’ve doubtless been inundated with advertising from the “male enhancement” industry. Most of it’s about FDA-sanctioned Big Pharma concoctions — the “little blue pill” and its fellow agents of artificial priapism, each designed to restore youth and vitality to the most flaccid of male appurtenances. However, alongside these approved “medical” options, there are countless other things being advertised, ranging from the stuff that fills up our SPAM filters to that “natural” item that puts the goofy smile on the face of “Bob” (and his lady-friend, neighbors and everyone else he meets on the street).
Back in the day, there used to be a televised Public Service Announcement from some well-intended source called the American Social Health Association about venereal disease, featuring the following jingle (thank you, Google!):
VD is for everybody …Not just for the few
Anyone can share VD …With someone nice as you
VD is for everybody … Darlin’ have no doubt
That anyone can get VD … That’s what it’s all about
Considering how much ad-space is currently being taken up with pitches for one remedy or another for “erectile dysfunction,” and how many hit songs from every genre have been turned into ad-jingles (That Elvis rendition of Viva Las Vegas has lost its appeal forever!), it’s perhaps surprising they haven’t grabbed this one yet. The message being presented does seem to imply that this “lack of firmness” issue is not only widespread, but generally based on some horrid string of physiological and biochemical symptoms requiring a “cure” from the medical establishment. We are thus confronted with an array of options, most featuring a roster of these Big Pharma “cures,” and all making cautionary promises about such “abnormal reactions” as “erections lasting longer than four hours,” should prompt immediate contact with your physician … and all that stuff.
Why is this such an issue to this editor? Full disclosure requires me to confess a personal stake in this one: Having recently taken up a new relationship, with a delightful (and very desirable) woman, to whom I’m both emotionally and spiritually attached, I sought to also reawaken my rather long-dormant physical component, in order to better share myself with her. (Note: It had been about two years since my last non-virtual relationship, whose intricacies had in themselves left me a bit “short” near the end, anyway.
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